IGUANA RED CAYENNE PEPPER SAUCE

 This stuff is the result of years of misadventure by our under qualified staff of hooligans who would otherwise be unemployed Jimmy Buffett fans, looking for cool lizards, weird rocks, and stuff...There's treasure every where!

One quite morning in Miami I was trying to remember the evening before when two brothers from Long Island sat down for some scrambled eggs and a little conversation...fortunately David had some aspirin....the rest is history....they were Marginal Creatures at best!

One of my jungle adventures involved an overly curious howler monkey, a sack full of cayenne peppers and a very hungry green iguana, the latter of whom did not see the humor in the situation, ah.. but you had to be there.  Single engine plane is the only way in, but not the only way out!

Large 5 oz. Bottle $3.99 (Item #681)

Great on meats, eggs, poultry...you name it.  A great tasting hot sauce in a really neat package.

IGUANA MEAN GREEN JALAPENO PEPPER SAUCE

A Little advise from your ole' Uncle Bill...Never drink the local rum on an empty stomach.  Second bit of advise, don't ever drink and play with wild iguanas, especially the large green ones.    So this buddy of mine grabs this lunker iguana by the tail and what do you think the lizard does...whips around and bites him on the nose!  Ouchywawa!!....I say.. "Hey Leider that's gonna leave a mark!".  His nose resembles raw hamburger and there are no qualified medical personnel (not counting Norm the bartender) available on the border of Guatemala and Belize, who'd have figured that?  Our only option appeared to be finishing the bottle of rum.

Large 5 oz. Bottle $3.99 (Item #672)

Use on anything!  Fish, meat, Tacos, Burritos etc..etc.

 

Bee Sting Mango Pepper Sauce

Our plane touched down in Miami on a warm January day, leaving Chicago and the snow far behind. Dave and I headed for the unknown adventures of a Caribbean cruise!  We had not even heard of a couple of our ports-of-call before leaving the sheltered life of the Midwest  behind, but no matter, we had just the things you need on a trip like that....an open mind and an incredibly tolerant stomach. I can guarantee you to this day they are still desperately trying to restock the rum and hot sauces on that boat, and have yet to stop playing that one song we requested over and over again in the Reggae lounge!  

As rare and seductive as a tropical rainforest, this sweet and creamy, pour able honey mustard contains a hint of papaya as well as the tiniest little habanero surprise to keep you on your toes. Great on sandwiches, or with chicken, pork or shrimp, Bee Sting Rainforest Honey Mustard is all-natural, too! (Try the thicker, spread able version in a 9 oz. jar.)

Large 5 oz. Bottle $3.99 (Item # 671)

Screamin Hot Iguana Three Pak. Great Gift pak of three of our most popular hot sauces packed in a great wooden case.  A perfect gift. 

Item # 2343    $18.99

 

 

 

 

Original Bland-Aid¨ Five-Pack The five-pack features Tamarindo Bay Steak Sauce, Pirates Blend Caribbean Condiment, Iguanas Red, Green and XXX Pepper Sauces, all packed in a handmade wooden gift crate with some very cool recipe cards. 5-5 oz. bottles

Item #2344        $24.99